WANTED: Dead or Alive


Wanted for questioning concerning the offense of: PUPPY THEFT

Sex: Male

Race: Monkey

Age: 4-7

Height: 3’2 – 3’6

Weight: 50 – 60 pounds

Build: thin

Remarks: On Sunday April 18th, 2010 at approximately 2:25pm, a witness snapped this photo of a monkey stealing a puppy. After trespassing, suspect was said to have come from behind and grabbed the victim. The puppy struggled with the perpetrator, but to no avail. At this time, there is no other information except for the fact that there was a puppy and a monkey and that the puppy was taken against its will.

If you have any information regarding this matter, leave a comment.

Possible rewards include $5 cab cash.

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