I know we’ve thrown out this question before about cats vs. dogs, but let’s be real, whoever thought that cats had a legitimate shot at winning? Well, we have further proof that cats are awful pets.
After seeing this picture, can we even still call cats “pets”? How about “domesticated”?? This cat is clearly being a douche bag, and I don’t believe there is a clause in the definition of “domesticated” that allows for animals to just be plain old disrespectful. Yeah, yeah, the cat may be making a sweet fort and all, but do you really think you’re invited? No chance! That cat is going to hang out alone in that fort without you, and you can’t have any of that paper towel either.
P.S. There’s no chance the cat cleans up after its playtime either.
Hey, so BBC contacted us about doing a new Planet Earth because they were impressed with our blog. At first we were a little hesitant, because we didn’t think the original series captured enough cute animals doing what they do best, but their pitch ultimately won us over. Unlike the last series (which we all know was choreographed, and the animals were not in their natural habitats), we were told to let loose with these animals. You know, hang out, cook meals, play catch, whatever they wanted to do, NOT what we wanted them to do. You’d be surprised by the footage we managed to capture. While we are by no means done traveling the globe, we wanted to update our followers with a picture to debunk the legitimacy of Planet Earth and spread the word for our new documentary. Well, here we go…
p.s. $40 puppy dollars goes to anyone who wants to join us on our journey.
From now on all cash prizes will be handed out in the form of puppy dollars. “But what are puppy dollars” you ask? Well dumbass, puppy dollars are almost exactly the same as regular U.S currency. The difference is that they pay homage to the real historical heroes of our time: puppies. Each puppy dollar bill is made from only the highest quality finely sewn puppy hairs. But don’t worry, no puppies were harmed in the bill-making process. And you can take THAT to the bank.
P.S Don’t be fooled by counterfeits. You’ll know an authentic puppy bill when you see it.
Hey, so we have yet ANOTHER sponsor.
I know it’s hard to keep up with all the advertisements and sponsors, but this one is the REAL deal. Puppies? Check. Trading Cards? Check. Together? I would have said “No way, Jose!” but check ’em out and get them while you can.
Nothing much. How about you?
I’ll admit it. I’ve always been a dog person. I love them so much. But the other day my mom asked me to do community service, and I agreed. Together, we visited an animal shelter, and I fell in love, not with a puppy, but a kitten. We snapped a couple pictures of him and this one is my favorite:
I’m not yet sure what to name him, but he’s seriously my favorite pet in the entire world.
Major breaking news story! A lion disguised as a baby knocked down the door to my house. He’s currently in my house and he’s hungry. I’m panicking. This is very distressing. If you have any ideas on how to get this lion out of my house, leave your suggestions in the comment section. Best comment receives 300 dollars.