Do you believe in God? If so, which one? Zeus? Allah? Aphrodite? Moses? Plain old God? That’s a lot of questions to wrap your mind around, but the point is this: humans believe in a whole bunch of Gods. Luckily dogs only believe in one. And his name is DMX.
DMX, also known as “Dog Man X,” was not always the God of dogs. In fact, “Dog Man” wasn’t even his name at birth. He was born Earl Simmons. Weak, I know. It wasn’t until he decided to become a rapper (think singer without actually singing) that the transformation began.
The Dog God usually starts his songs with a growl. It gets the creative juices flowing and reminds him that yes, he is in fact half dog. Here’s a video sample our field researchers managed to grab. Fascinating stuff:
Uh oh. Dog God Angry. And if you needed any more evidence, watch this next video. Its a little long (five minutes, give me a break), but the ending is worth it. He tends to speak in the third person, but wouldn’t you do the same?
“The truth only means something, if the person listening understands it.” I didn’t know that. Thank you DMX.